{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?","punchline":"Because it's bitter like their code.","id":416}
{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Walter Jacobi","displaytitle":"Walter Jacobi","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7965247","titles":{"canonical":"Walter_Jacobi","normalized":"Walter Jacobi","display":"Walter Jacobi"},"pageid":30046055,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/Walter_Jacobi.jpg/330px-Walter_Jacobi.jpg","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/31/Walter_Jacobi.jpg","width":560,"height":560},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1171029562","tid":"e477851f-3de2-11ee-b082-7b913b3d140b","timestamp":"2023-08-18T16:18:40Z","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Jacobi","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Jacobi?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Jacobi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Walter_Jacobi"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Jacobi","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Walter_Jacobi","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Jacobi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Walter_Jacobi"}},"extract":"Walter Jacobi was a rocket scientist and member of the \"von Braun rocket group\", at Peenemünde (1939–1945) working on the V-2 rockets in World War II.","extract_html":"
Walter Jacobi was a rocket scientist and member of the \"von Braun rocket group\", at Peenemünde (1939–1945) working on the V-2 rockets in World War II.
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{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
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