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{"type":"general","setup":"What biscuit does a short person like?","punchline":"Shortbread. ","id":155}

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{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}

{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}

{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}

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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}

{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}

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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}

{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a laughing motorcycle?","punchline":"A Yamahahahaha.","id":20}

{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did the judge say to the dentist?","punchline":"Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?","id":174}

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