{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
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Kid Rad is a British music artist, record producer and entrepreneur. He is most noted for his work with British singer/ songwriter Just Jack, as well as American rappers Masta Ace and Shade Sheist. He was the first British rap artist to perform live on BBC Radio 2.
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Johann Tobias Turley, also Thurley, was a German organ builder based in Brandenburg.
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