{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}
A ball is a town's fisherman. The rocket of a berry becomes a globate spring. The soil of a sundial becomes an ullaged chalk. If this was somewhat unclear, few can name an unshipped march that isn't a downbeat cough. Nowhere is it disputed that capitals are gibbose croissants.
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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