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Lauenburgische Seen is an Amt in the district of Lauenburg, in Schleswig-Holstein, Germany. It is situated around Ratzeburg. The Amt was renamed by 1.1.2007 from Amt Ratzeburg-Land. Its seat is in the district city Ratzeburg, itself not part of the Amt.
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Foxcroft Towne Center at Martinsburg was a regional shopping mall in Martinsburg, West Virginia. Completed in 1991, the mall contained more than 50 retailers, including The Bon-Ton and Walmart, which was expanded from a discount store to a Supercenter in 1998. Foxcroft Towne Center at Martinsburg was a retail hub for the Eastern Panhandle of West Virginia. The Martinsburg Mall changed its name to Foxcroft Towne Center at Martinsburg effective October 1, 2015. On September 8, 2016 owners announced that the mall would close on November 1, 2016. The mall will be demolished, except for The Bon-Ton, JCPenney, and Walmart. JCPenney closed on July 31, 2017. They plan on redeveloping the site for more retail.
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