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{"type":"standard","title":"Carbonates on Mars","displaytitle":"Carbonates on Mars","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5038016","titles":{"canonical":"Carbonates_on_Mars","normalized":"Carbonates on Mars","display":"Carbonates on Mars"},"pageid":13325194,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5a/PIA19816-Mars-EstimatingCarbon-Orbiters-20150902.jpg/330px-PIA19816-Mars-EstimatingCarbon-Orbiters-20150902.jpg","width":320,"height":160},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/PIA19816-Mars-EstimatingCarbon-Orbiters-20150902.jpg","width":1234,"height":616},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287214009","tid":"588132e1-213f-11f0-aaa8-2cc3e58c0040","timestamp":"2025-04-24T19:07:20Z","description":"Overview of the presence of carbonates on Mars","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbonates_on_Mars","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbonates_on_Mars?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbonates_on_Mars?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Carbonates_on_Mars"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbonates_on_Mars","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Carbonates_on_Mars","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbonates_on_Mars?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Carbonates_on_Mars"}},"extract":"The formation of carbonates on Mars have been suggested based on evidence of the presence of liquid water and atmospheric carbon dioxide in the planet's early stages. Moreover, due to their utility in registering changes in environmental conditions such as pH, temperature, fluid composition, carbonates have been considered as a primary target for planetary scientists' research. However, since their first detection in 2008, the large deposits of carbonates that were once expected on Mars have not been found, leading to multiple potential explanations that can explain why carbonates did not form massively on the planet.","extract_html":"
The formation of carbonates on Mars have been suggested based on evidence of the presence of liquid water and atmospheric carbon dioxide in the planet's early stages. Moreover, due to their utility in registering changes in environmental conditions such as pH, temperature, fluid composition, carbonates have been considered as a primary target for planetary scientists' research. However, since their first detectio