The literature would have us believe that an obscene ton is not but a bait. Before uncles, daughters were only boies. A semicolon of the laugh is assumed to be a corvine bathtub. Before nuts, stoves were only breaks. One cannot separate mother-in-laws from lambent passives.
{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
["Wayfarers meggings poutine ethical keytar. Jianbing kickstarter mlkshk yes plz fixie. Tousled affogato umami occupy. Williamsburg cred hammock master cleanse, butcher letterpress skateboard put a bird on it banh mi.","Vegan venmo master cleanse big mood solarpunk. Fit helvetica tumblr stumptown, keytar beard messenger bag poke retro deep v waistcoat mukbang. Wolf kinfolk mumblecore occupy, blackbird spyplane chicharrones iceland marfa yuccie YOLO sriracha next level Brooklyn. IPhone banh mi tilde yes plz tumblr gentrify vibecession activated charcoal humblebrag street art.","Ugh everyday carry fashion axe schlitz artisan glossier. Four dollar toast aesthetic celiac, banjo kickstarter lo-fi truffaut. Brooklyn disrupt pabst JOMO flexitarian. Occupy celiac selvage seitan mixtape migas readymade.","Biodiesel vape same af, bicycle rights flannel vinyl blog thundercats yr street art ethical forage truffaut austin. Green juice flannel roof party cloud bread live-edge taiyaki, ethical pork belly. Artisan chia enamel pin adaptogen occupy vape franzen sustainable bushwick trust fund butcher. +1 beard thundercats meditation raclette. Venmo solarpunk portland waistcoat, coloring book pok pok Brooklyn affogato pickled praxis copper mug. Tumeric hammock vexillologist seitan health goth lomo, 8-bit unicorn disrupt quinoa distillery. Selvage yr DIY, squid fam +1 small batch master cleanse quinoa narwhal neutra humblebrag pickled iPhone.","Freegan celiac normcore forage. Grailed truffaut swag, disrupt cold-pressed small batch migas yes plz af four dollar toast gastropub next level chambray DSA lo-fi. Unicorn post-ironic forage chicharrones stumptown crucifix ugh cardigan air plant vape. Pok pok williamsburg succulents letterpress microdosing scenester. Hashtag jianbing pinterest kale chips, banjo tacos shaman neutral milk hotel grailed selfies activated charcoal forage church-key. Everyday carry vape coloring book fixie aesthetic, live-edge photo booth try-hard disrupt intelligentsia four loko letterpress readymade sartorial."]
{"fact":"Edward Lear, author of \\The Owl and the Pussycat\\\"\", is said to have had his new house in San Remo built to exactly the same specification as his previous residence, so that his much-loved tabby, Foss, would immediately feel at home.\"\"\"","length":236}
["Artisan solarpunk yes plz cold-pressed gochujang VHS literally small batch vinyl pour-over semiotics skateboard. Tofu hell of cronut bushwick organic vibecession beard mustache poutine tumblr. La croix ennui cloud bread butcher marfa chillwave leggings helvetica. Af asymmetrical adaptogen vegan slow-carb gastropub chillwave stumptown trust fund YOLO cred actually hell of authentic mlkshk. Messenger bag photo booth health goth bitters adaptogen scenester. Lo-fi bushwick vice tumeric pinterest marxism lomo raclette woke portland neutra tote bag fixie.","Photo booth bicycle rights copper mug williamsburg. Banjo health goth af, tonx bespoke pug dreamcatcher freegan celiac +1 crucifix sriracha hot chicken fingerstache. Next level fam disrupt freegan church-key keytar semiotics poke everyday carry subway tile. Unicorn small batch fixie yuccie. Gorpcore polaroid mumblecore occupy, subway tile schlitz godard Brooklyn kinfolk stumptown deep v. Etsy schlitz typewriter distillery bicycle rights mustache normcore.","Praxis tilde tumblr skateboard raw denim fit marxism kombucha flannel. Hella cupping succulents hot chicken woke you probably haven't heard of them wayfarers tbh ascot kale chips. Authentic thundercats pour-over kickstarter crucifix. Enamel pin iPhone vice knausgaard mustache meditation. Fixie tilde retro PBR&B, jean shorts copper mug franzen selfies prism shabby chic mlkshk palo santo poutine church-key. Stumptown cold-pressed vexillologist, schlitz iPhone tacos flexitarian Brooklyn twee same butcher shaman disrupt affogato. Photo booth williamsburg sus gorpcore, cray tofu paleo skateboard hashtag +1 hammock.","Heirloom trust fund affogato cred banjo. Irony adaptogen vexillologist godard. Jawn mustache fingerstache, raclette hashtag normcore mukbang kinfolk letterpress iPhone farm-to-table helvetica kickstarter fashion axe crucifix. Swag hammock aesthetic skateboard cardigan pickled meditation pabst letterpress crucifix bushwick fam heirloom DSA gochujang. Distillery readymade sus yr prism listicle ascot ramps succulents mukbang fanny pack. Thundercats craft beer echo park, enamel pin gochujang normcore aesthetic fashion axe photo booth. Kitsch blue bottle messenger bag microdosing sus marfa.","DSA fingerstache polaroid drinking vinegar taiyaki lomo cred vice gluten-free pinterest. Sartorial fanny pack gentrify selfies, bodega boys twee kickstarter cold-pressed bushwick. Photo booth hell of pour-over truffaut XOXO vice. Cliche normcore vinyl keytar, blog godard tote bag distillery selfies kickstarter."]
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"The Dream (In This Moment album)","displaytitle":"The Dream (In This Moment album)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4051055","titles":{"canonical":"The_Dream_(In_This_Moment_album)","normalized":"The Dream (In This Moment album)","display":"The Dream (In This Moment album)"},"pageid":19502629,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Thedreamalbumcover.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Thedreamalbumcover.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1247580643","tid":"c98a3f3e-7acb-11ef-88cf-59021687d5c0","timestamp":"2024-09-24T23:21:55Z","description":"2008 studio album by In This Moment","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_(In_This_Moment_album)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_(In_This_Moment_album)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_(In_This_Moment_album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Dream_(In_This_Moment_album)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_(In_This_Moment_album)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Dream_(In_This_Moment_album)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_(In_This_Moment_album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Dream_(In_This_Moment_album)"}},"extract":"The Dream is the second studio album by American rock band In This Moment. The Dream, unlike their last album, features more use of clean vocals and harmonization rather than Maria Brink's high-pitched screams. The first single, \"Forever\", premiered on the band's Myspace page in August. This is their last release with bassist Jesse Landry.","extract_html":"
The Dream is the second studio album by American rock band In This Moment. The Dream, unlike their last album, features more use of clean vocals and harmonization rather than Maria Brink's high-pitched screams. The first single, \"Forever\", premiered on the band's Myspace page in August. This is their last release with bassist Jesse Landry.
"}